men are from mars

At trivia the other night, the theme for round three was "Anniversaries" and all of the clues were related to the the traditional gifts given after x number of years of matrimonial bliss.  The first ten years pretty much suck: paper, cotton, leather, fruit, wood, candy, wool, bronze, pottery, and aluminum.  For reals??  I would be quite saddened to get a basket of apples and pineapples cut out like flowers after nearly half a decade with my soulmate.

The sparkly things don't appear until the couple is practically dead: silver (25), gold (50), diamond (60).  Clearly, a man must have come up with this list.

Photo Source: Tiffany's