because boys are disappointing

I feel like I can name every pair of hot shoes I own after a boy...


"Don't you love my you-suck-M stilettos?"

"Check out my new f-you-J shoes!"

"My latest obsession are my you-douchebag-C heels."




Also, I might have accidentally bought a second pair of these in black snakeskin.  Oops.

Yeah, this guy must have reeeaally sucked.