word association

Vegas. Dance Floor. Pure.

Blonde Hair. Blue Eyes. Tall. Young. Danish. Adjunct. Type B. Surfer. Extrovert. Motorcycle.

Sunday. Disney. Neptune's Net. Fried Scallops. Malibu. Sunset. Silver Linings. Magical.

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my two worlds collided

From ThinkGeek

style crisis

Retail Therapy

I am not a practical shoe girl; I prefer heels, snakeskin, spikes, patent, anything ridiculous and precariously high, really.  However, knowing I'd be on my feet all day walking on cobblestone roads, I thought I should be a grown up and find something a bit more sophisticated than my rubber flip-flops.

Why is it so hard to find a fun ballet flat to take on this trip?  Not too sporty, not too orthopedic-- it was a very Goldilocks situation.  I bought not one, not two, but literally 14+ pairs of shoes (Pumas, Michael Kors, Lacoste, DKNY, etc) prompting Zappos to upgrade me to VIP status.

I ended up returning the majority of shoes, but what did I end up keeping?

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online shopping fail

Really, Modcloth?  I don't even know what to say about this.

slut-tastic

ShailaH:  "Dude, I don't get how any costume can turn slutty for Halloween."
Boy:  "I don't see how this is a bad thing.  Maybe you're just getting it confused with sexy."
ShailaH:  "Seriously?  I even saw a slutty Finding Nemo costume!  How is that possible!?"
Boy: "Wait... which character?"

Umm... does it matter?!  THEY ARE ALL FISH.

 

Product Description:
"If you ever wanted to see somebody get animated, put on this adorable clown fish costume and let the adventure begin!"

HAHAHA.

clearly, this woman hasn't had a cookie in a long time

source: http://www.realbeauty.com/

sometimes, i don't get you boys

As W suggested, maybe I should have worn a more boobalicious dress.